My wife and I were laying in bed a little while back, we had the tv on and I was changing channels. I stopped on a Cable Pay channel which happened to have on the AVN Awards.
Anybody know what they are? Well for those that don’t know congratulations pat yourself on the back. Why you say? Well the AVN awards are the Adult Film Industry awards.
Thats right they give out awards for best performances in Porn movies. Not only to they give out awards they have an awards show which is actually broadcast on a cable channel.
Now if you haven’t had the misfortune to tune in to this porntacular you haven’t really missed much. Oh sure their are plenty of porns best and brightest in various stages of formal undress strutting around along with the male performers second tier celebs, rockers, comics and some other shady looking persons in the audience.
Now when I say they give out porn awards I mean they give out like hundreds of them, including best oral, best anal and best “actress” to name but a few.
These are all very prestigious awards at this event as you can imagine. Now the funny part of all this is when the actress steps to the microphone to accept their hard earned award they actually attempt to thank the people who made this honor possible.
Ok Ok I know you are totally confused as to what the Porn awards has to do with relationships let alone with the title of this article.
Well the MC of this particular AVN Awards Show which we happened across was this smarmy little smart aleck of a comedian named Craig Fitzsimmons.
You can imagine that this awards show certainly is a tough Gig for a stand-up but Fitzsimmons is a pro and got some laughs from this odd crowd. In particular he made a joke about being able to give himself a better handjob than any of the professionals in the audience or his wife could.
I laughed and my wife the inquiring type asked if that was true?
Did I too think that I could give myself a better handy than she could?
So you really think you can do it better than me? She asks. Now as any married man knows this kind of question and its response could turn things in a couple different ways.
Luckily for me ours ended up bringing me substantial enjoyment as my wife tried to prove that comedian wrong.(thanks Craig Fitzsimmons)
So if you would like your relationship to take a turn for the better let the good people at OURDATENIGHT.COM lend a helping hand and you might end up with your loved one taking care of you not only better than you could yourself but perhaps even better than the award winners who wished to thank “all the cast and crew the director her costars and everybody else who helped me win this award”.
Another standing ovation
Take care of you and yours
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